No turning this weekend, too traumatised.
Some filthy pikey scum stole my beloved Subaru Legacy at the weekend. It was found burned out in the “Milton” area of Glasgow.
I, of course, had to be insured by the only company on the planet who are closed at the weekend. This is 2012! They pack up and go home on a Friday, then re-open on Monday morning. I suppose thefts don’t happen in their cozy little world?